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Thursday, January 18, 2001
Precautions to take when a gun freak gets fired on your floor:
Do not pop-up out of you cubicle if you hear a loud noise.
Tell the receptionist to pay attention for a change.
Do not respond to any of his emails.
Put webcams in all the elevators.
Stop propping open the security door.
posted by lizbn at 1/18/2001 03:38:00 PM [edit]
Wednesday, January 17, 2001
Reasons to enjoy an annual review
You are not getting fired.
You have a chance for getting a raise.
You get to talk to your boss about things other than late projects.
You get to reminisce about all the work you have done (or not) during the last year.
posted by lizbn at 1/17/2001 04:18:00 PM [edit]
Things that started off my day on the wrong foot
Spilled coffe on my pants.
No ID to pick up my registered mail at the post office.
Getting yelled at by a guy at the post office for not standing in line again even though the postal work instructed me to do so.
No parking spaces in the commuter lot.
Having the train stopped to remove a car when I was already running late.
My annual review is today so this ought to be interesting.
posted by lizbn at 1/17/2001 10:36:00 AM [edit]
Tuesday, January 16, 2001
Reasons to stay in Utah
Mountains.
Dry air.
Zion, Bryce, Canyonlands, Arches etc.
All these mormons are very interesting.
KRCL
They just put light rail in Salt Lake.
posted by lizbn at 1/16/2001 09:22:00 PM [edit]
Why to leave Utah
The city of Salt Lake sold a block of Main Street to the LDS church.
Queers cannot be foster parents any more.
It is too white here.
I-15 construction is almost finished.
3.2 beer.
No public access cable tv.
Orrin Hatch's music.
posted by lizbn at 1/16/2001 09:19:00 PM [edit]
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